Pregnancy. It makes you barfy, chunky, and bloated, but the one shining ray of hope is that you get to wear stretchy pants without fear of reprisal, at least for a few months.
For many women, the ability to dress as comfy as they wanna be is the greatest thing about being knocked up; the thing that makes it all worthwhile. (Besides, you know, the baby.) And even the ones who don’t need to be comfortable—Heidi Klum, Gisele, Beyonce—manage to make it through while at least looking moderately dignified. But not Kim Kardashian. Her curiously structured, buttoned-up, confining, and revealing personal maternity style is showing us all how NOT to do it.