It's about a month until Valentine's Day and if the candy aisle in grocery stores is any indication, you should have started shopping for your boyfriend (or that guy you're kind of dating but not really because you both are afraid of labels) on December 26. It's now January 16, so if you haven't found the perfect gift, well, you'll probably be ok. I'm gonna narrow down the options for you regardless: Do not give your love interest a wallet designed by John Mayer and trademarked with his initials.

Few men enjoy John Mayer and fewer admit to it if they do, so every time he opens his John Mayer-designed wallet he'll be reminded of the dark time when "Your Body is a Wonderland" was the most romantic song on the planet. That is until we all realized John was talking about Jennifer Love Hewitt and not you specifically. Also unless your boyfriend has the same initials as JCM, this wallet makes even less sense.

John Mayer's foray into the wallet business marks the third collaboration with leather company Barret Alley. I wish he'd just go back to doing what he does best: writing catchy, sentimental pop songs and saying inappropriate things about his famous ex-girlfriends on Twitter.